Summer Vacation Day 1: Ringpops for Breakfast

It was only 9:00 A.M. and I had already relinquished all control to the children. They were both eating ring pops for breakfast and Maddy had taken her diaper off 3 times already, peed on the floor and got the broom to "weep it" herself. I am wondering if anyone has invented some sort of apparatus to keep diapers on (along the lines of a chastity belt maybe -- HA, that could come in handy again in a few years!!!). The weather is certainly not helping! If I make one more zoo out of blocks I'm going to have to check myself into a zoo, permanently. Ava -- the kid I have to drag out of bed every morning for school- was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 6:30 this morning. Of course she was. I'm wondering.....do these things happen in your house too?